http://poorlyplannedcomics.com/other/Jack%20&%20Matt%20-%20Dr%20Bohn%20&%20UFOs.mp3
This is an old recording of me talking to Matt about meeting my old pediatrician, some weird dreams I had, and UFOs
http://poorlyplannedcomics.com/other/Jack%20&%20SUZZZZZY%20on%20LSD%20episode%201%20%5Babridged%5D.mp3
This is the recording of my first LSD trip, with several things edited out. Specifically,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIV87e0Z3Rw
the audio of this nonsensical video by SUZZZZZY
http://www.crunchyroll.com/non-non-biyori/episode-1-i-became-a-first-grader-682295
the audio of the second half of the first episode of this anime, Non Non Biyori Repeat
and four songs:
http://castlezzt.net/~nadir/Cardiacs%20-%20Sing%20to%20God%20%5Babridged%5D/Cardiacs%20-%2001%20-%20Dirty%20Boy.mp3
Cardiacs - Dirty Boy
http://castlezzt.net/Music/Darkest%20of%20the%20Hillside%20Thickets%20-%20Cultists%20On%20Board.mp3
The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - Cultists on Board
http://castlezzt.net/Music/Scissor%20Sisters%20-%20Return%20to%20Oz.mp3
Scissor Sisters - Return to Oz
http://castlezzt.net/Music/Sfork%20-%20Cave%20Johnson.mp3
Sfork - Cave Johnson
(This is a dubstep remix of the Aperture Science Psychoacoustics Laboratory track Reconstructing More Science with dialog clips from Portal 2 added in)
| [0:00] | coughs followed by giggling |
| typing | |
| [1:00] | more giggling, coughing, more giggles, then typing resumes |
| [1:47] | Jack listens to another recording with him and Suzy |
| ? This is earlier. | |
| ? NAHHHH. | |
| [2:05] | See, it's like... see, I don't know. It's like, the playing field just totally feels unfair now. Because, you know, I'm all like, unintelligible all over my prepositions and stuff. You can fucking do that anyway! |
| Heh heh heh. Yes, you see now that I'm the best. | |
| Jack laughs and then coughs again | |
| ? This is a... this is sure to be a favorite recording, I think, of someone who is on drugs, and crazy also! | |
| Yeah. | |
| Yes. | |
| [2:50] | Well do you want to do the music, or not? unintelligible isn't here. slurping noises |
| What if he is here. What would you say to him? | |
| Well, he didn't really respond to our unintelligible And I don't know why you would expect him to, since it was partially insulting and partially unintelligible and partially insane. None of this! | |
| You know, if anything, you seem like you're actually making more sense than usual. | |
| No, no, no, that's right. | |
| Well see, that's not something you would normally say! | |
| Now/no(?), you might be right. I'm swinging back and forth in my chair unintelligible then you just start doing it unintelligible (whispering) do we have anything to say to Wessin/Weston(?) I should check out his comic to see if he's unintelligible He didn't pop anyone. | |
| (in a voice that sounds half-Jack and half-Suzy) Oh well! | |
| Let's watch my "HOMESTUCK EXPLAINED" video again. See if you think it's hilarious. | |
| giggling There's something weird happening where it's like Google DeepDream . | |
| Right, it's like Google DeepDream. But only on the computer monitor. | |
| Yeah, only a little bit. It's like just the ugly part of it, you know around the edge where it'll make the edges of something more edgy and fluff it out torwards the middle more full of the fluff. | |
| [4:28] | That's not really a very good description of it, but, it's the kind of effect, there's a particular optical illusion, you look at it at a distance and it's Marylin Monroe and you look at it closely and it's Albert Einstein and vice versa, I don't remember, but uhm, you look at it midway and it has a sort of ugly aspect where it has the large scale contours of one and the detailed contours of the other one, but in between it's just sorta... mrh... There's that's kind of an aspect to things, in that video we just watched, and I've never noticed them before. So I can only assume that's because of the drug. Nonetheless, when I look outside the computer monitor, I don't see anything unintelligible So, it's, it's, confusingly confined into the monitor. But I can feel things, just have a general sense of things getting weirder in general. So I expect that to stop being the limitation at some point. And as I read online, time dilation seems to be impressive with this. It feels like a lot longer than it's actually been. Something about the time dilation itself which is funny to me, I can't really explain what it is. You would think time seeming to slow down in this way would be a pleasant thing but in fact, it's like time is more filled in with moments and it actually makes it much more enjoyable in the same way I'm quite given to think being enlightened makes life more enjoyable. Because you're experiencing more of it. Less of the experiential moments get shovelled past conciousness and into the parts of the brain that are more primitive and start pushing and pulling on you, just strings of aversion and desire and restlessness and whatnot. The more of it that you can conciously experience, the less of it gets through and causes suffering. So that's why the time dilation is pleasurable. Or even amusing, even funny. laughter and then coughing Well I guess I can't really explain why it's funny. Part of why it's funny is because I was listening to my own deconstruction of it and I was thinking "well, if you put it like that, it's not funny at all" But this is a template I'm borrowing from Voyager which itself is very funny so that's why I laughed. |
| mumbling | |
| [6:53] | Yeah, that might happen... People are known to throw up on these drugs. |
| (completely unintelligible) | |
| Right, you could just stop moving.... Why is that funny to you? | |
| ? I guess it's because the spiral symbolizes the stupidity of drug culture, and like you know weird people trying to grasp concepts that they can't so they just put a big spiral spinning to represent a big act of unintelligible they're mesmerized or whatever. They take it so seriously sometimes, well they used to at least. When you look into a spiral, it's like you're looking into the face of stupidity... that's why it's funny. | |
| I see. | |
| Yes. (mumbling) only a little bit, only a little bit. What color is this? | |
| Eh, sort of a salmon color. | |
| Why?! | |
| I don't know, I've never noticed that before. I think that's because you're recording in a selection. | |
| And why are we doing that? | |
| Because in the past when we let it just record without any bounds recording would get so long because we would forget to ever turn it off, and mind you this is when we were not high, just absent minded, that uh, that the program would crash! And the whole recording would be lost. Or even if it was intact, would be such a large wav file that it would be very unwieldly and require more labor to pick it apart for whatever small bit of it actually contained a recording of something usuable, relevant etcetera, wasn't worth the effort. Thus, we have selected a preset recording length this time and we are recording within it. Recording time is two hours, which is not as long as this drug is supposed to last at all, but it is the length of time that seems to be available to us for whatever reason within this session in Vegas Pro 13. So, there you go, can't really be bothered to figure out a better system of doing it at the moment, which may turn out to be a terrible mistake because it may come to pass in two hours that we will be incapacitated by the effects of this drug to change to a different recording if indeed we are still speaking in front of the microphone at all... giggles | |
| [9:56] | But don't worry! Probably I won't, I won't be that far gone. I can operate computers and music and recording technology probably in my sleep since I went to school for that and I slept through a lot of my classes, like literally I'd be asleep in class and the professor would call on me and I'd be like I'd have sleep paralysis and I couldn't even move and I'd have to wiggle my fingers in response and he would take that and be like "alright, you're there" giggling followed by coughs What I'm trying to say is, not to worry, assuming you're somehow listening and don't have the metadata to know how long this is. My guess is that the recording of this will manage to extend to the full 8 hours and be laughing for no reason, annoyingly, for you to listen to for 8 hours laughter |
| You're probably going to lose your conciousness from dry-heave laughing after a certain point. | |
| Yeah, that could happen. laughter and cough | |
| Do you think maybe you should try to exercise some self control and not laugh? | |
| That might be a good idea. | |
| Alright, let's calm down and be peaceful, yes, very peaceful. | |
| Alright see, this isn't working because now it's like you're leading a guided meditation class or something and absolutely, you know it's like the Professor brothers, you know you don't even need to say it I can tell in your voice, just in your, in the fact that you're you, that you're gonna fuck this up. | |
| [12:00] | Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much, pretty much. Do you think this is a very good recording? |
| No, actually that's a terrible recording. The volume is probably all over the place, we're not really talking much torwards the microphone, spinning around in our chair, this is probably a terrible recording. And it's mostly us laughing, and- no, no this is the worst recording. | |
| It's still a salmon pink color. | |
| Yeah, yeah it is. | |
| You have the red, my son. Makes it look red, because red is the color of the Devil. | |
| I like how you said that conspiratorially, you sort of sidled up to the microphone to tell it that, as though you didn't want you know the rest of them to know that (voice drops to a whisper) red is the color of the devil. What are you even quoting? Some shitty movie we haven't even seen? | |
| Um, Red Riding. | |
| That the name of it? | |
| It's about Red Riding Hood. That's how they do stuff in the future, they just drop the last word. | |
| No, you're thinking of that stupid- That's Starslip Crisis, that's not the future, that's science fiction. That's science fiction written by someone who doesn't even read other science fiction. | |
| Nonetheless, Red Riding is the name of it. Prove me wrong. | |
| Alright, I will. begins typing | |
| Red Riding is a three part television adaptation... see, that's not it. That. Is. Not. It. That is not it. Well, right, I can't remember if that was my idea that you said or if it was different one that I did. | |
| Nah, is was you who said it. | |
| Yes, cause you were saying that Starslip Crisis, I think... Nope, no I was saying | |
| No you weren't! | |
| Alright fine, but I want to know the name of this stupid shit, it had like "winter" in it or something. The (fob?fog?thought?)house did a review of it. That's how we know. Just scroll back in there until you find it. Until we know the answer. Winter's Tale. | |
| That's The Winter's Tale. That seems like something a little more explicitly Red Riding Hood related. | |
| Winter's Tale, Winter's Tale... no, wait! This isn't it! This is dead magical realism bullshit with all sorts of stupid stuff with no mental real estate! That isn't it at all! | |
| [14:05] | Okay, this wasn't neccessarily a recent film is the thing. In fact I feel like this wasn't a recent film at all. |
| Yeah it might not have been. unintelligible Is this taking a long time or does it just feel like that to me because of time dilation? | |
| Ah, it just feels like that to you because of time dilation. | |
| Alright, I don't want to waste our listener's time with a lot of stuff of going through stuff, looking for the name of a stupid movie, and there's so many of these we haven't even listened to, if we will eventually. There's so much enjoyable stuff to do in the world. It's sort of disgusting, just the sheer overindulgence of it. You know what I mean? Note: For some reason both Jack & Suzy use the verb 'listen' to talk about consuming movies instead of 'watch' | |
| Yeah. I noticed this about unintelligible the last time I was there. | |
| Uhh, where's unintelligible again? | |
| Ahh, somewhere in the outlands, so to speak. | |
| ? Oh my god, how many fucking movies are there here? There's like a million and it just goes on and on, and they're all terrible. Old Dogs. | |
| You kind of liked Old Dogs. | |
| ? | Whiteout, was it that? No. Gamer? No. Alright, this is starting to feel, like, actively druggy in the same way that a salvia trip does. A little bit. Gets your focus deepened but there's a feeling in the body and stuff, skinwalkers knowing righteous kill PAUL BLART MALL COP! |
| It wasn't that. | |
| Beverly Hills Chihuahua... Oh my god, these movies go on forever. | |
| No they don't. See, the numbers are counting down. | |
| Alright, good. Your sister is a werewolf. How come we didn't listen to that in third grade? | |
| Mirrors. | |
| We did watch that. | |
| Listen to it. (correcting Suzy) | |
| Okay. | |
| It had Kiefer Sutherland in it. | |
| You made the same mistake as they did. | |
| Well it's hard to say the word "Kiefer". It's a weird name. Nobody has that name. | |
| We're getting near to the end, so I hope you get it pretty fast but you probably won't. | |
| [16:05] | See like, it's like I'm just standing here, you know, figuratively grinding my teeth because you can get away with saying shit like that because that's how you always talk! slurring his words together my conversational stylings. giggles Oh my god! This is taking so long to get throu- we're not even gonna find it. Bratz. What are we looking at here? It's like, I feel like the concepts of numbers has broken down. They're spelling out the numbers with letters so we must be getting close to the bottom. Alright, thank god, we're at the end, and now I remember there's no episode one. This is episode two: Memory, and then there's s-ssss sss something, Mask, eye, missing eye, I can't remember if we listened to this one or not. I think maybe we did. Yeah, but it was just like the normal crowd of them is a normal version of the podcast it didn't work as well. Episode four is the number twenty three... okay, this is not helping. What we wanted to know, all we wanted to know, is the name of that stupid Red Riding Hood movie! Which, really could have- I think it was just called Red Riding Hood! |
| Yeah? | |
| Yeah! 2011, Red Riding Hood. Blam. I mean, how many red riding hood movies are they gonna make. Yeah, and it's Amanda Seyfried and I remember them reading the plot synopsis. This is the movie. Red, the devil's color, comes from this stupid film. My god that was a long tangent. It felt like it took days. Really, I mean, it probably at most, more like 20 minutes but that's still a very long time! Weirdly though, I kind of feel like we're back to reality after that. I mean obviously, we're not really. But it kind of felt like that, the deeper we were in the tangent, the more we were in the whistles you know what I mean. | |
| Wow, you're stuck and talking on LSD! | |
| It's true... laughter Note for the record that this is not technically LSD. It is 1P-LSD, aka LSD's identical twin. Which is, for some reason, not illegal. laughter and then more coughs Hm, alright, so, I'd like to stop recording and listen to this recording, but in the interest of science I'm gonna keep recording so that- I should also note for the record. | |
| You lost track of your sentence. You wanted to say how you started this trip when I said that we should try it and do a little bit of LSD and think of sheep to see if we would have weird dreams, you said no, that was stupid, that nothing would happen or that it would keep us awake. | |
| And I was right! | |
| Yes. But it was a trick because I just wanted to do it. I didn't care if we went to sleep or not! And the trick worked. | |
| [19:20] | It did work. I don't really think you can claim to be that clever though because it's not like I didn't go along with the buying of the drugs in the first place. I intended to take it at some point. |
| ? Yes. But you're too chicken to ever do it. You were like, "Oh, it's not the right time!" "It's not special!" "It's whatever" You just take it. You just do it, NOW. | |
| Oh yeah? | |
| Yes. I'm still trying to imagine how somebody could have a bad trip on this, and I don't really see it, but granted that it's coming from a position of having been very depressed and having psychosis from schizophrenia myself so I've served like a bad trip for all of my life or a long time of it and I've just had learning how to cope with that unintelligible so, just when the parameters are altered in this way, there's nowhere to go but up. It's very fun actually, because I can say stuff now that normally, I don't have the words to say. Because I can't (?)search my way around to find them because ???? I run in the wall ?????????? but now it's easier, it's easier, and I have more control. And this is my (?)plan | |
| Yeah, you're basically always in control anyway. | |
| ? YES. My plan... I'm sleepy. | |
| You're sleepy. Are you actually sleepy? All of a sudden. What the hell? Where did that come from? | |
| I'm sleepy. | |
| I'm just sort of speechless at that. laughter Alright. | |
| about a minute of laughter broken up by coughing | |
| Oh my god, oh my god. Alright, I was counting down. No one ever solved my (?)puzzles. | |
| Should you do that? Should you post to the internet while in this state? | |
| Honestly, I doubt anyone will even be able to TELL! If they were speaking on the audio talker then they could, but otherwise, no one will ever even know. Even if you tell them, they will not be able to tell the difference, because you are always crazy. Always. | |
| But you think that if we audio-talk then they'd be able to tell. | |
| [23:42] | Mm-hmm. Cause you are laughing a lot! |
| Yeah, that's the uhh, that's the dead giveaway right there. | |
| What the fuck are we doing? Open this thing, you know where it goes. suzy mumbles while jack uses his computer Wow, good thread! This is my best thread. | |
| This is just you! This is two posts, and both of them are you. For context, she's posting in Homestuck General. Note: the Homestuck general thread aka /hsg/ was a general thread on the /co/ (Comics & Cartoons) board on 4chan. | |
| (whispering) You weren't supposed to say it... that's a not allowed word. | |
| Well, however they- long- they- incredibly, oh my god, clears throat it feels like an eternity of laughing. But, however long it's been, past ten minutes of laughing maybe I don't know, however long I've been laughing since there was last any kind of given reason to. | |
| See, you can't say that... because that's not allowed to say. | |
| But I can just say "redacted" because they won't know what I'm talking about. | |
| You could say "redacted general" | |
| Okay. | |
| ? You can read it out loud, it's pretty funny, but I don't know if it'll be so funny to you if you're not here. mumbling An observation I had about this the other day before I was on drugs, was that it seems hypocritcal of people like Wug not to like to allow to have to say this word, when in fact they have the same stupid sense of humor over here as to where he lives, and he just posts all day pictures from Despicable Me Minions Dot Com ironically and they think that is soooo funny and sooo witty. So witty. | |
| Well, you showed him. You need to close these threads. You need to close this site forever. | |
| Forever? | |
| Yeah. | |